Carter got circumcised today. It was definitely the most horrible experience of BOTH our lives thus far. No question. I didn't stay in the room during the actual proceedure. I just couldn't. I left that to Jason. Supposedly they numbed him up, but when I went in afterwords to try to calm him down the poor little guy was screaming hysterically. I mean SCREAMING like he never has before. He wouldn't even nurse for awhile and was obviously in pain. It was absolutely awful.
He fell asleep in the car on the way home and is still out (2 hours later). I'm dreading what will happen when he wakes up. They said we can give him Tylenol every 4-6 hours. Yeah... I'm sure Tylenol will be
extremely effective when they just snipped off the tip of his weenie. RIGHT. His regular doc said to give him something called Arnica every couple hours. I guess it's supposed to help with swelling, brusing, etc. Hopefully between the two it'll at least take the edge off.
Ok, I'm off to continue feeling like a horrible person for hurting my baby. It might be time for another beer. Yes, I had one when we got home. And no, I didn't care in the least that it was only noon.